In death, I will love you forever. Your father, Thomas.
"Also, Bruce, try not to think poorly of me for leaving my fortune to you before your mother. I just always assumed we would die together, so I wrote this touching fatherly pat on the back will. If she somehow outlives me, which our tendency to go to seedier parts of the city for movie night leads me to doubt, I’ll not record the Voiceover where I tell you to give her a monthly allowance or something. She’s low on my priorities. I mean, your not even a teenager and she’s my wife, obviously my money goes to you."
I know Thomas Wayne would have likely just had two wills prepared one for his sole demise and one in the event he and Martha both passed away, but I’m bothered that Martha gets NOT ONE SINGLE mention as if his wife was dead weight. I also get that this touching fatherly pat on the back will works well for a trailer. I still enjoy it, but fuck his Wife Martha, the preteen gets everything!
(Source: littlechinesedoll, via oestranhomundodek)